caffeinatedcrafting:

Who says you need to order carry out for fried rice?

Ingredients:

  • 1/2 Cup brown whole grain rice
  • Onion, Diced
  • Carrots, Diced
  • 1 Egg
  • Olive Oil
  • Soy Sauce
  • Vinegar

Instructions:

  • Steam Rice for 45 min, add a little bit of vinegar with the water to make sticky
  • Dice veggies, throw  into pan with oil
  • Throw on rice and cake down
  • Cook for 4-5 min on medium-high heat
  • Flip/Mix Rice
  • Cook for another 4-5 min
  • Move the rice over for the scrambled egg, dice and mix as the egg cooks
  • Throw on soy sauce, let simmer for ~30-45 seconds
  • Eat :3

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whereintheblazes:

samw1se:

underage-fangirl:

joelayheymanasdicks:

sobsbcyoutubers:

skin-like-snowflakes:

masterdust:

uncannibal:

guccipoop:

Beautiful

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”

I thought they were peanuts

At first glance I saw jellybeans

I thought they were babies help

I thought it was a human spine…..

The dicks only make it better

WAY TO CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE GIF


but the question is
why is there such an organised column of falling jelly dicks
also why is there an uber long one at the end
why

whereintheblazes:

samw1se:

underage-fangirl:

joelayheymanasdicks:

sobsbcyoutubers:

skin-like-snowflakes:

masterdust:

uncannibal:

guccipoop:

Beautiful

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”

I thought they were peanuts

At first glance I saw jellybeans

I thought they were babies help

I thought it was a human spine…..

The dicks only make it better

WAY TO CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE GIF

but the question is

why is there such an organised column of falling jelly dicks

also why is there an uber long one at the end

why

(Source: nutnics, via endersbegin)



your pupils dilate when you see the person you are attracted to. because the nervous system controls the muscles of the irises, the response of the nervous system to different stimuli results in involuntary pupil dilation. another commonly cited reason the pupils dilate is in response to excitement or sexual arousal. when a person sees something or someone they find very attractive, their eyes may dilate. 

your pupils dilate when you see the person you are attracted to. because the nervous system controls the muscles of the irises, the response of the nervous system to different stimuli results in involuntary pupil dilation. another commonly cited reason the pupils dilate is in response to excitement or sexual arousal. when a person sees something or someone they find very attractive, their eyes may dilate. 

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Dylan O’Brien attends the Giffoni Film Festival on July 21, 2014

Dylan O’Brien attends the Giffoni Film Festival on July 21, 2014

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burntlikethesun:

endless list of favourite characters: alison hendrix

"I can’t go to jail, Felix. I don’t have the temperament. In the shower, if they touch me, I will cut them!"

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