May 2013
With every fucking step
I feel like someone stabbed me and twisted the knife.
burghers:
dear nasa, what is it like to blow ur load on the moon?
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
travelviatardis:
I didn’t choose the fandom life,
the fandom life grabbed and chloroformed me on the way from school and dragged my unconscious body to it’s basement.
GET IN THE TARDIS EVERYONE WE'RE GOING TO NOVEMBER...
poopflow:
seein a hot girl and being like
letterstogodptiii:
tea-books-and-blankets:
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
maliciousmelons:
sext: free shipping
thinsiqnificant:
spongebob’s thigh gap is dope as fuck
inbox:
moo bitch
get out the hay
chinkerbelle:
Reasons I grab my boobs
running upstairs
running downstairs
running
stoked on life
scared
walking through my house in the dark
bored
boobs
Yahoo bought Tumblr pass it on
anitacumberbatch:
deanandcasprofoundlybound:
hb-loves-1d-and-pawprints:
loki-isblue:
mrsmosby-wannabe:
relright:
thecouscousqueen:
kenyabenyagurl:
thinksquad:
Announcement coming Monday
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
I smell ads coming if this is true
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT
Passing it on while crying
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m739dxAELc1rteogzo1_500.gif
...
willsmith420:
gwenelizz:
Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989
Black don’t crack.
Greek Pantheon Asks
Aphrodite: What do you find attractive in a partner?
Apollo: Favourite song?
Ares: If you had to fight someone in a duel, what would be your weapon of choice?
Artemis: Favourite animal?
Athena: Do you have any special talents?
Demeter: Favourite food?
Dionysus: Favourite drink?
Hades: If you could meet a person from history, who would it be and why?
Hephaestus: If you could learn a skill instantly, what would you choose?
Hera: Do you want to get married and/or have children?
Hermes: Where in the world would you most like to visit?
Hestia: Where do you most want to live?
Poseidon: If you were shipwrecked on a tropical island, what would you want to have with you?
Zeus: If you ruled the world, what would you change?
dirtybongobeats:
lowkeat:
Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.
this is the realist shit I’ve ever read
dilclo:
when she texts first <3
facetedd:
do you ever embarrass yourself in front of yourself
superwholocknerdybirdy:
ms-doodle-pants:
mellrak:
i don’t even get what’s wrong with this gif
i mean she pours the soda perfectly why do they all shit their pants
“GOD DAMMIT CLARA I WANTED SPRITE”
That one kid on the right is like “what the fuck is wrong with you”
She got a look on her face like, here goes nothing.
theyellowbrickroad:
what doesnt kill you may cause bleeding or nausea
philplz:
philhowellsfordan:
crimeovercoffee:
when you keep drawing the same wrong line over and over and you get so frustrated you just draw one angry stroke and it’s pretty much perfect and you just
that photo is fucking terrifying
That photo was on my cereal this morning?
tvspecial:
chickensandwich:
tvspecial:
someone ride me
where are you taking me
church
farorescourage:
being an adult
